Because I miss the Eurovan.

Takes me back to days spent traveling though my litle city in the wayward whale with Hase fam.

Song(s) of the day.

Couple songs today. First one is a cover of a Kid Cudi song by the band(girl?) Lissie. It's cuts, check it out.


Second one is something the homie put me on to. I havent listened to their entire album yet, but I am excited to do so.



Enjoy. Expect to see some activity and new faces before too long, that dick that stole my pabst is trying to hack my blog. Fucking Robots.

Song of the Day: Black Actor Edition

If you are worth you're weight in pretty much anything. You are already aware of this musical triumph. Hopefully this paid for the couch Rick James so unabashedly grinding his platform cowboy boots into. Regardless, CUTS.



In the same basic line of entertainment (black actors from the early 80's being silly) Check out the colt 45 commercials with Billy Dee "Lando Calrisian" Williams.

Fuck Mel Gibson

FUCK this guy


Somebody needs to put this guy down.

OH FUCK NO HE DIDNT!


Yes. Yes, I did.
Strap the fuck in
turn the volume up to 11
It's Jacob Eskenazi's motherFUCKING BLOG.

Hello universe, it's nice to see you. I'm sure if you are here, you must know who I am and all about my philaderpistic ways.

Soooo this is it. My blog, Hopefully I will update it from time to time over the course of the summer, maybe throw up some jams to share with the homies, some BBQ playlists or something. Maybe I'll never come back to this page again. Who knows. I'll see you around internet, you stay classy.